The Morning After Pill: British Christmas is incomplete without it!
Key Words: Britain, British Women, Contraception, Morning-After Pill, British Pregnancy Advisery Services(BPAS), Abortions, Pregnancy, Unwanted Pregnancy, Alcohol, Booze, Christmas, Christians, Christianity, Jesus Christ, Religion, South Carolina, Catholic, Penance, Blasphamy.
While many faithfuls around the world are waiting for Christmas with pious anticipation to celebrate their redemption through the Holy Birth, an army of health advisers and officials from British Pregnancy Advisery Services (BPAS) are desperately trying to reach the masses of British womensfolks. They want to provide the women with weapons against merry-making Santa Clauses who may not only deliver wrapped presents Christmas Day, but some stealth Christmas packages of the kind that can make the morning after Christmas, a sobering reality that can change lives......and er...er hohum ....create unwanted lives!
In a public service advert that is denounced by some as tasteless BPAS shows Father Christmas himself with his boots stiftly planted into the ground, while his left hand is obviously wondering over the backside of a svelte, ballerinaesque beauty, one of whose bared thighs is caressingly wrapped around Pere Noel's own legs and suggestively nudging his derriere. Tantalising!
Ironically, the advert is supposed to tell British women that gifting and partying ought to not have sex as part of the merriment, because unwanted pregnancies and needless abortions might be the thank-you notes. But is that what Santa and his elf are telling us in this picture? You be the judge!
To save British women the bother of frantically leafing through the yellow pages the morning after Christmas orgies, trying to track down GPs and pharmacies that dispense morning-after pills, on a day when life is at a stad-still in Christian Britain, women are advised to insert the morning-after pills at the top of their Christmas shopping list. And just so they can put their hands on it even through a booze and thrills-induced haze, they are entreated to keep it right next to what it is they take after those famous British binge drinking night-outs and for pesky, anti-joy migraines.
Accordingly, if you are a British woman, and you do not plan to have children soon, and you are not abstaining, your Christmas shopping and Christmas preparations are incomplete without the morning-after pills under the Christmas tree.
The pills ordinarily cost £28 to dispense. But with the credit crunch and in attempt to make sure there is no barrier to provide convenient excuse on boxing day, select BPAS clinics will be giving away morning-after pills to every British woman who truly can claim she is ready for the festive season- come binge drinking, gift-giving and season's generosity spirits, as well as sharp-shooting Santas who may happen this way only once but triumphally!
Well, thank God, Christians got Jesus Christ, with a working class background; a humle son of a carpenter from Nazareth, who preached turning the other cheek. In fact, the gratitude ought to belong to the BPAS people. Were Christmas the birthday of the messiah of a certain religion -our nominal Christian background, humility, sensitivity, and tolerance will not permit us to name-, and the solemnity were to be reduced to and promoted as a day for alcohol, sex, and infanticide by their women, there would be jihads! Whoops! We meant crusades! Whoa! We mean global conflagration!
But as protestant Christians-no slight to the Catholics although their reactions in the Carolinas to Barack Obama's election victory moved them a tad closer to acting impulsively, fundamentalist like those other religionists we refuse to name- we love Satayana; we are the faithfuls ruled by reason. That is why, the Christian response is reasoned and measured. All they can say is; won't this promote loose morals, give incentives to more sexual activities than otherwise if the risks were left to chance, the unknowns, fear; rather than assurance that the risks are eliminated so the fruits of the flesh can be indulged without the fear of anything greater than exhaustion.
Besides promiscuity, young people may forget the other deadly risk from irresponsible, alcohol-fuelled sex; that is sexually-transmitted diseases. Essentially, what BPAS is saying is that, it is Christmas; drink, have sex and be merry! Dare; but no consequences!
We believe Christians are well within human sensibilities to take reasoned offence to one of the Holiest day in their Christian calender being conflated with drugs, drunkenness, sex, and mass abortions. But, thank God they won't reach for swords, or throw stones. They will no doubt, ask The Father to forgive those who trespass against them; for they do not know what they are doing.
While many faithfuls around the world are waiting for Christmas with pious anticipation to celebrate their redemption through the Holy Birth, an army of health advisers and officials from British Pregnancy Advisery Services (BPAS) are desperately trying to reach the masses of British womensfolks. They want to provide the women with weapons against merry-making Santa Clauses who may not only deliver wrapped presents Christmas Day, but some stealth Christmas packages of the kind that can make the morning after Christmas, a sobering reality that can change lives......and er...er hohum ....create unwanted lives!
In a public service advert that is denounced by some as tasteless BPAS shows Father Christmas himself with his boots stiftly planted into the ground, while his left hand is obviously wondering over the backside of a svelte, ballerinaesque beauty, one of whose bared thighs is caressingly wrapped around Pere Noel's own legs and suggestively nudging his derriere. Tantalising!
Ironically, the advert is supposed to tell British women that gifting and partying ought to not have sex as part of the merriment, because unwanted pregnancies and needless abortions might be the thank-you notes. But is that what Santa and his elf are telling us in this picture? You be the judge!
To save British women the bother of frantically leafing through the yellow pages the morning after Christmas orgies, trying to track down GPs and pharmacies that dispense morning-after pills, on a day when life is at a stad-still in Christian Britain, women are advised to insert the morning-after pills at the top of their Christmas shopping list. And just so they can put their hands on it even through a booze and thrills-induced haze, they are entreated to keep it right next to what it is they take after those famous British binge drinking night-outs and for pesky, anti-joy migraines.
Accordingly, if you are a British woman, and you do not plan to have children soon, and you are not abstaining, your Christmas shopping and Christmas preparations are incomplete without the morning-after pills under the Christmas tree.
The pills ordinarily cost £28 to dispense. But with the credit crunch and in attempt to make sure there is no barrier to provide convenient excuse on boxing day, select BPAS clinics will be giving away morning-after pills to every British woman who truly can claim she is ready for the festive season- come binge drinking, gift-giving and season's generosity spirits, as well as sharp-shooting Santas who may happen this way only once but triumphally!
Well, thank God, Christians got Jesus Christ, with a working class background; a humle son of a carpenter from Nazareth, who preached turning the other cheek. In fact, the gratitude ought to belong to the BPAS people. Were Christmas the birthday of the messiah of a certain religion -our nominal Christian background, humility, sensitivity, and tolerance will not permit us to name-, and the solemnity were to be reduced to and promoted as a day for alcohol, sex, and infanticide by their women, there would be jihads! Whoops! We meant crusades! Whoa! We mean global conflagration!
But as protestant Christians-no slight to the Catholics although their reactions in the Carolinas to Barack Obama's election victory moved them a tad closer to acting impulsively, fundamentalist like those other religionists we refuse to name- we love Satayana; we are the faithfuls ruled by reason. That is why, the Christian response is reasoned and measured. All they can say is; won't this promote loose morals, give incentives to more sexual activities than otherwise if the risks were left to chance, the unknowns, fear; rather than assurance that the risks are eliminated so the fruits of the flesh can be indulged without the fear of anything greater than exhaustion.
Besides promiscuity, young people may forget the other deadly risk from irresponsible, alcohol-fuelled sex; that is sexually-transmitted diseases. Essentially, what BPAS is saying is that, it is Christmas; drink, have sex and be merry! Dare; but no consequences!
We believe Christians are well within human sensibilities to take reasoned offence to one of the Holiest day in their Christian calender being conflated with drugs, drunkenness, sex, and mass abortions. But, thank God they won't reach for swords, or throw stones. They will no doubt, ask The Father to forgive those who trespass against them; for they do not know what they are doing.
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